i SWEAR it's not the hormones...

[RoarGirl]

<rant on>

oohhh boy hubby's in the doghouse tonight!

when he got home from work he did his usual routine of saying hi to me, putting away his things, changing into sweats, playing with the dogs, then sitting down at the computer. Fine. No problem there!!
after a few minutes into his computer time (id estimate 20 or 30) i came over and curled up next to him, leaning on his arm to take a nap cause i was really tired and feeling snuggly. im not usually a snuggly person, but J is... so i thought he'd just eat it up!
WRONG!
about 15 minutes into my nap, i had JUST fallen asleep, he kinda pushes me aside and reaches for his computer complaining that he "just got home" and "wanted to have fun".
OH so cuddling with me isn't fun??? FINE. whatever. i'll go sit by myself like i did alllll day.
the REAL kicker is when he said he was hungry and asked if i could make some kind of chicken and rice for him. Oooook. i dont mind cooking for him, i love it. it makes me feel like im actively making a steamy plate of love for him to enjoy.
so i'm in the kitchen preparing the rice and defrosting the chicken when i glance out into the livingroom at him.

HE WAS ASLEEP ON THE COUCH!
ohhh so you want to have fun by TAKING A NAP LIKE I WAS DOING???
I made a discontented noise and he woke up, "whaat? what did i dooooo?"
what do you think, bozo?? the fact that you wouldnt let ME nap with YOU, so i got up to COOK for you, and now YOURE asleep??? GAH!

so after i let him know *exactly* what was bothering me, he pretended to go back to his computing till i was deep involved with my cooking again, and went right back to sleep.

well now, the stirfry and rice are done. and i hope instead of a steamy plate of love, he eats a delicious steamy plate of GUILT!

<rant off>

[DarkendBlueSkye]

OHHHH!!!!!!! He deserves to be in the BACK of the dog house with the flea ridden blankets for that! ((HUGS)) Ang. Sorry hes being a butthead.

[thearmystolehim]

((((HUGS)))) girlie! I hate it when men don't realize what insensitive butts they are being... ugh!

[RoarGirl]

grumble grumble grumble. insensitive bastard woke up, ate his food and went back to sleep.
i hope he enjoyed it cause i'll be his last meal!

[Aleah]

<rant on>

it makes me feel like im actively making a steamy plate of love for him to enjoy.

instead of a steamy plate of love, he eats a delicious steamy plate of GUILT!

<rant off>

OH MY GOD THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Steamy plate of love!! LMAO!!!!!!

I am totally stealing that line!!

*still giggling*

Sorry you're not having a good night...but oh my god that's too funny

[RoarGirl]

lol

yeah as peeved as i am, i tried to make it at least a tad comical. lol

[ashlee1006]

Awe I'm sorry Ang. I had this sort of battle last night. The hubs sat down and played xbox live and just ignored everything. I told him dinner was just about ready and he still started another game of Gear of War 2 which "he couldn't leave because he would go down in ranks" (like I care!) and so I ate dinner alone.

[Jessica_Marie]

Im sorry Ang. That was really messed up of him.

[Kristin]

Oh no that was not the hormones!! I would have dumped the food on him. BUT that's me. =) Good for you, walking away after the meal was done. Gotta love our men.

[MyOwnLilli]

this is when you make his plate up and put it in the freezer, tell him it is ready for him when he is ready and watch him as he has to help himself to warming it up... or make it really hot and dump it on him... personally i would have stopped making it and gone and laid back down to take my nap.

after 3 years of that kind of crap, i dont deal with it... boy helps me, if he doesn't he dont eat... simple facts of life... and i love the steamy plate of love! that is a great line!!! (steamy plate of crap is what i would have served him!)